WHO: inthebone notyourchauffer
WHAT: EDUCATION! Children are the future. Even when one of you's a robot in a human body and one of you is the granddaughter of Death. No, especially then.
WHERE: A cafe in Seattle.
WHEN: The day after Susan makes her offer on the network.
WARNINGS: Idealism? Geekiness. Lists!

( there are no songs on the discworld about teachers, and for good reason )

WHO: inthebone and bestdamncaptain 
WHAT: A romantic outing. Also some discussion of murther, but, I mean, morbidity is par for course on a date with Death's direct descendant. 
WHERE: Stark Memorial Gardens, and later possibly a restaurant-like institution.
WHEN: Backdated to the evening after this log.
WARNINGS: Culture clash? oh god I don't know

( ...I refuse to put this encounter to music. Any music. )

WHO: Susan Sto Helit and Hikaru Sulu
WHAT: SPACE: THE FINAL FRONTIER. Also an okay lunch-spot.
WHERE: SPAAAAAAAAAACE. But first Sulu's room, I guess.
WHEN: Saturday morning.
WARNINGS: mentions of doorknobs

( ad astra my ass )

WHO: inthebone and bestdamncaptain
WHAT: Kirk probably can't legitimately put a notch in his period bedpost but Susan probably doesn't legitimately know where to put her face, so, it works out.
WHERE: ugh some hotel like place
WHEN: CHRISTMAS

( she's not green but she's from another planet. THAT COUNTS :| )

 WHO: Susan Sto Helit and OPEN
WHAT: Susan goes out for a stroll, and reflects on the fact that Christmas is like Hogswatch in many ways and. Not at all like Hogswatch in others.
WHERE: A street in Truth or Consequences
WHEN: This morning, let's say
WARNINGS: Mentions of pig blood.

( oh, bring us a bowl of beans and a cup of good cheer )

WHO: Karkat Vantas & Susan Sto Helit
WHAT: Karkat runs afoul of a Responsible Adult, and it is really not Susan's day
WHERE: Outside a bar in ToC
WHEN: Monday night
WARNINGS: Karkat's unrelentingly foul mouth

( it's not like he drinks anyway )